14 Valentine’s Secrets Cupid Never Told You

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By Carisa Carlton

1. “When Cupid pulls the arrow out of your heart, it really hurts.” ~Anonymous

valentines day laguna beach2. Impromptu afternoons are remembered longer than gifts.

 

3. Sometimes when women say, “No,” they really mean, “Conquer me.

 

4. Kisses tell the heart’s secrets.

 

5. The G-spot is straight up and to the left.

6. “Toes are to be licked, not squeezed into heels.” ~Black Cupid

7. Match your lover’s breath when you are having sex (and have sex every day).

 

8. Valentine’s Day is the best day of the year to go to a single’s bar.

 

9. Private investigators discover more affairs on Valentine’s Day than any other day of the year.

 

10. “Vulnerability is the greatest gift you can give your love.” ~David Morse

11. Chocolate produces the same feelings as falling in love without the heartache.

 

12. Roses carry pests and diseases.

 

13. Everyone lies.

14. “Your anniversary is more important than Valentine’s Day.” ~Diane Brown

Valentine’s Day 2014 falls on a full moon. Join us at the full moon drumming circle in Laguna Beach.

 

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Author: Carisa Carlton

Carisa Carlton is the Editor in Chief of Laguna Beach Gazette. Learn more about Carlton at http://www.carisacarlton.com/ .

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  1. I wholeheartedly agree with number 10.

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